{"id":364,"date":"2024-01-01T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/?p=364"},"modified":"2024-11-21T11:20:31","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T10:20:31","slug":"i-do-whatever-im-told-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"Elvis is still alive!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">(not trip-related)<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p>In most countries you have to fill out several forms and a guestbook when you check in at a hotel, especially at cheap, low-budget hotels. The hotel-owners have to give this information to the local police to fulfil the government&#8217;s need of total control. Sometimes you even have to leave your passport with the hotel owner, who promises to keep it &#8220;in a secure place&#8221;. This often turns out to be an unlocked drawer in an unguarded room\u2026<br>A traveller should never be separated from his passport, but sometimes it&#8217;s unavoidable (Tip: take a second identity card along for such reasons!). One time in Syria the owner of the dingy hole I stayed in followed me for several hours when I didn&#8217;t give him my passport straight away with the explanation that I had to change money. I gave in when he almost burst into tears, obviously being more afraid of the police than me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is not much freedom in filling out the forms and the guestbook you have to sign when you check in &#8211; after all, it&#8217;s all written in your passport, and you don&#8217;t want to write something down that doesn&#8217;t go along with what your passport says. There is only one small item which is totally up to you to decide: your occupation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Most passports don&#8217;t say anything about it, so you can come up with whatever you want to. And travellers use their chance &#8211; one of the funniest ways to spend your time is to browse through the guestbook of a cheap hotel. Some occupations I have seen:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>jet pilot (seems to be a dream of every macho)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>hotel tester (in the hope of getting better service)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>riksha driver (popular in Asia)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>ear cleaner (hippie favourite &#8211; actually, this job really exists! A guy approached me in Kathmandu with the words: &#8220;Excuse me, Sir, can I clean your ears?&#8221; He pulled out a notebook in which travellers from all over the world had praised his services: &#8216;Since I had my ears cleaned, my hearing got so much better&#8230;&#8217;)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;I do whatever I&#8217;m told to&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Not a very good idea are occupations like journalist, mercenary or soldier (don&#8217;t laugh! People actually write that down!).<br>One guy put in &#8220;plumber&#8221;, although he didn&#8217;t know anything about it. He had a hard life during his stay because the hotel manager wanted him to fix the plumbing, so this guy really had to find some good excuses.<br>Sometimes travellers don&#8217;t care about the names they put in the guestbooks (mostly in places where people cannot read English anyway). That&#8217;s how I learned that Elvis Presley is still alive: He signed in in Karimabad, Pakistan, coming from Hell, going to Heaven!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-categories-list wp-block-categories\">\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/?cat=8\">Africa<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-7\"><a href=\"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/?cat=7\">Asia<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-13\"><a href=\"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/?cat=13\">Australia<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-6\"><a href=\"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/?cat=6\">Latin America<\/a>\n<\/li>\n\t<li class=\"cat-item cat-item-5\"><a href=\"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/?cat=5\">Middle East<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever slept with a jet pilot? I mean: shared a hotel with a jet pilot? You&#8217;d be surprised which strange occupations some travellers supposedly have. And yes, Elvis lives &#8211; in Karimabad, Pakistan!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":381,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":645,"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions\/645"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travel.frankdux.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}